Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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