That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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