The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Randomize
