I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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