Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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