my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
So squirting runs in the family.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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