paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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