We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
i out mim tonsoeep
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