Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
How does one acquire holy water?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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