using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Randomize
