oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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