I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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