ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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