so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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