who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
