We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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