I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I could fuck to npr.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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