16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
