Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
We have so much sex to catch up on
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
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