im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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