what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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