brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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