you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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