Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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