Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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