idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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