Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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