party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
We named our party play list daddy issues
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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