so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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