It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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