drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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