Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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