Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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