Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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