Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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