Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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