Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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