is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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