Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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