the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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