may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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