All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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