You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
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