I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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