And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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