Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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