either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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