I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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