just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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