Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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