I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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