I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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