then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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