I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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