you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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